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Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Thousandaire
by Mr Juggles
Our Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Billionaire guide was met with great enthusiasm. For those who wish to start with smaller goals and then build from there, we now offer our Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Thousandaire.
1) Go to college. Or not.
2) Work a max of 40 hrs per week. Do not break this rule under any circumstances.
3) Have kids with many women. Paying child support is fun.
4) Treat yourself to a car you can’t afford. Gas inefficiency is a plus.
5) Remember that money which you save will probably be stolen by those crooks at the bank.
Spend all your money now to avoid future losses.
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Patrícia
Permita o off topic:
Estava eu vadiando pela Internet quando dei com a matéria do UOL sobre Londres!
Claro, que lembrei de você.
O LINK está aí embaixo:
http://viagem.uol.com.br/guia/cidade/londres_index.jhtm
Espero que te interesse!
Abraço
Frodo
Frodo, valeu!!!!! Ja estou lendo, haha, e estou gostando!!!
Obrigadinha!!!!
P.S.: ja apaixonei com a cidade so de ve-la no ultimo filme do Harry Potter... Cenas magnificas sobre o Tamisa!!!!!
Five steps to become a Brazilianaire:
1) Go to a school with automatic approval only so your parents are eligible for state aid.
2) Join a juvenile drug trafficking/dealing gang.
3) With the money you earn, buy crack and smoke it (or however it’s used).
4) Always vote in the Worker’s Party, for everything, to ensure the situation remains the same.
5) Die young.
Four steps to become a Hundredaire (in Brazil):
1) Just sign up for Bolsa-familia, whether you fulfill the requirements or not, you’ll get some money either way.
2) Don’t work at all.
3) Buy every consumer good you’ve ever dreamed with: refrigerator, TV, microwave oven, and so on.
4) Remain in debt for the rest of your life.
One step to become a Thousandaire in Brazil:
1) Beg. In some cities beggars make 1k a month or more (in local currency).
One step to become a millionaire in Brazil:
1) Beg patricia for a job after she becomes her Bank's CEO.
Mais um off-topic, então. Estava pesquisando como abrir uma conta no exterior e achei isso:
http://br.answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AoyVBQhXxWVzMGrNKnb69JHA7At.?show=1f4406f880bc5731baab2dc22b0986eeaa
Poderia apostar que é você :-)
Claudio, hahahahaha, acertou!!! Era eu mesma... Depois de um tempo em Londres te dou dicas sobre contas offshore. Fiquei sabendo que a gente vai poder abrir conta nas Ilhas de Jersey (paraiso fiscal), so que precisa de um minimo de 10 mil libras. Nao vou transferir dinheiro do Brasil, entao ainda vou esperar fazer as 10 mil libras para abrir essa conta. Se te interessar, depois te conto como eh, hehehehehehe.
Quero dicas sim!
Valeu!
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